do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry
Is your name caprisun because I wanna respect your pouch you feel me
Is your name caprisun? ‘Cause I’m gonna finish in like 5 seconds.
Is your name caprisun, because I wanna fill you with air and then stomp on you until you explode
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In fact, others seem to be bothering you, but it is not others, it is your own mind.
— Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via setbabiesonfire)
my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”
